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  • SSScout's Avatar
    Senior Member
    • Jan 2006
    • 2458

    The three words no Scoutmaster wants to hear

    #1

    "HEY, WATCH THIS!!!"

  • Scoutfish's Avatar
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2009
    • 3112

    #2
    OUCH! Those words are a basic tennet of speaking in the south.

    It's also a greeting made to a group of males by an individual male.

    Speaking of, it reminds me of a joke I heard once , and happen to have some fact behind it:

    Q: What is the mating call of a southern woman?
    A: "I'm sooooo drunk!"

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    • d1angel's Avatar
      Junior Member
      • Apr 2012
      • 6

      #3
      It's even worse if "Hey, watch this!" is immediately followed by "I saw this on YouTube!"

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      • Deaf Scouter's Avatar
        Junior Member
        • Apr 2012
        • 211

        #4
        Should I be thankful I'm deaf??... *grins

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        • Oak Tree's Avatar
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2004
          • 2146

          #5
          Also,

          "Got a minute?" [the usual prelude into some type of adult dispute]
          "Hear about Jimmy?" [the after-action report that follows a "Hey, watch this!" episode]

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          • qwazse's Avatar
            Senior Member
            • Apr 2009
            • 2209

            #6
            "one more thing" [after a recap of a weekend you delegated to another leader]

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            • BluejacketScouter's Avatar
              Junior Member
              • Nov 2010
              • 83

              #7
              "Shhhh, he's coming!"

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              • DLChris71's Avatar
                Junior Member
                • Dec 2011
                • 175

                #8
                I don't know about an SM, but as a parent "it's a secret" will get me going.

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                • shortridge's Avatar
                  Senior Member
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 2895

                  #9
                  From a parental perspective:

                  "What are you doing?" (called down the hallway)
                  (loooong pause)
                  "Nothin' " .... (followed by me walking down the hallway to discover a giant mess in the bedroom)

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                  • Tampa Turtle's Avatar
                    Senior Member
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 1683

                    #10
                    "Now it's burning!"

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                    • SR540Beaver's Avatar
                      Super Moderator
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 4068

                      #11
                      SSScout,

                      Depending on where you live, it's four words. Hey y'all, watch this! Away from scouting it is followed by three more words, hold ma beer.

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                      • Deaf Scouter's Avatar
                        Junior Member
                        • Apr 2012
                        • 211

                        #12
                        How about six words:

                        'Is it supposed to do this?".. *grins

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                        • DLChris71's Avatar
                          Junior Member
                          • Dec 2011
                          • 175

                          #13
                          "Where's Collin?"

                          This was actually said during our pinewood derby. And after a 15 minutes we found him, another cub, and a webelos off in the woods trying to climb an abandoned, derelict tree house...the woods of course being off limits.

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                          • wingnut's Avatar
                            Senior Member
                            • Apr 2001
                            • 860

                            #14
                            "Just between us"...

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                            • drmbear's Avatar
                              Junior Member
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 212

                              #15
                              It's why I've been reading the "Darwin Awards" books with my boy. These kinds of phrases typically proceed acts that have won awards (and removed them from the gene pool).

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